-= Attention X-philes: this file may hurt your sensitivity :-) =-

Short description:
Script for a new TV series that will come out someday... we hope not! :-)

Original idea : The NewsDealer
Wroten by     : The NewsDealer
Screenplay    : The NewsDealer
Casting       : The NewsDealer
Version       : English
Costumes      : Paris' Morgue of the Dead
Demons        : Epicure, Descartes, Freud, and all those guys...
Outer Space   : Zyglufbl

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            Say no to drugs. The characters shown here are fictious
            and are certainly not role models. In other words, don't
            try this at home.

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SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE UNITED STATES
A DESERT WHERE THERE IS STRANGELY NOBODY IN 300 MILES ROUND
3H00 OF THE MORNING - PRESENT DAY

[ SEEN FROM FAR AWAY ]
A man is running in the night... he tries, breathless, to keep running at
any cost.
[ CLOSE-UP ]
He's carrying a book with his right hand, and looks behind him, horrified,
while running. He lets out little exhalations that sound like "No !" "No !"
from time to time...
[ FAR AWAY, FROM BEHIND ]
The man falls on his knees, takes his head with his hands as if he wanted
to compress it, and lets out a horrid scream:
"AAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHH!!!!!"

[ Phonetic transcription of the music:
Tureeteeteeteereeteeteereetee...
Pon pon pon...
fu fee fu fee fee fu... ]

THE   X   X
       X X
        X   - PHILO
       X X
      X   X

[ Teeturututeetu...
Pon pon pon...
fee fu fo fu fee fu...
Tureeteereeteeteereeteetee...
Pon...                 ]

-PARANORMAL ACTIVITY-

Starring: David Duchovny

FBI, FOX MULDER

-GOVERNEMENT DENIES KNOWLEDGE-

Starring: Gillian Anderson

FBI, DANA SCULLY

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THE TRUTH IS IN HERE
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LONE MAN'S DESERT
NEXT DAY
9H00 OF THE MORNING

Mulder and Scully appear from behind an ambulance.
Dana is slowly fingering a police report...

Scully: "Mulder, I never saw something like this... this man died from
         a cerbral convulsion but he has managed get here anyway..."
Mulder: ( taking a look under the white sheet that hides the corpse )
        "MMhh... Anyway, he is not bound to get any further."

[ Title of the episode: The X-Philo ]

( a sherif appears and walks towars the two agents )
Sherif: "Agents Mulder and Scully I presume. We called you so you take
         a look cuz we, the cops from here, don't understand a single thing
         so we put years on the governemt so they send guys so they do
         weird investigations. This man was called Djorge Kterk and has not
         got any penal or medical record."
Mulder: "Can I talk to the victim ?"
[ to the victim ] "Djorge, have you ever had some extra ordinary experiences,
                   paranormal visions, alien abductions, a long exposition to
                   Barney or other pathogenic agents ?"
( we only hear the sound of flies over the corpse )
Mulder: "I understand you're still under a shock. If you ever want to talk
         about it, call me at this number." ( he drops a card on the corpse )
Scully: "Hey Mulder, comme and see this !"
Mulder: "What ?"
Scully: "Look, this book was the one this man held when he was running."
Mulder: ( he takes the book ) "This may be useful..."

[ ( Real asked question follows )
Reader: "Stoooop ! How did Scully know that the man was running ?"
NewsDee: "Well, a quick analysis of the corpse revealed that his...
          No, just joking, it's not as weird as that. The footsteps
          on the sand are the answer..." ]

HOTEL THE HOST
AT 2 MILES OF THE DESERT
IN A HUGE METROPOLIS WE WONDER WHAT THE HELL
IT IS DOING THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOTHING

Scully: ( entering ) "Always so busy ?"
Mulder: ( hiding a big porn magazine ) "I was wondering if there is a link
        between this case and a similar one in 1869, where the victim fell
        to the ground and -according to witnesses- he held his head like
        it was about to explode."
Scully: "And who was the victim ?"
Mulder: "A guy called Bozo Zerj, who is buried in Alaska."

GRAVEYARD THE GOOD LIVING
ALASKA, ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE UNITED STATES
SOME HOURS LATER

Mulder: ( walking ) "We have an exhumation permit. Open this grave."
Grave-digger: "There goes..." ( he starts digging )

[ Suddenly the sky goes black and a huge UFO appears over them. The
UFO fires a big beam of energy on the grave and we see the coffin
rise on the air and getinside the alien space ship. The UFO then
dissapears as quickly as it came. ]

Mulder: "Fascinating."
Scully: "What ? I've seen nothing..."
Mulder: "But... the UFO !!!"
Scully: "Stop talking bloody nonsense, Mulder."
Mulder: "Oh yeah ? And what about the coffin ?"
Scully: "The grave-digger got away with it. He's a necrophile."
Mulder: "And what about the big space ship ?"
Scully: "Collective hallucination provoked by mushrooms.
         Frankly, Mulder, there's nothing paranormal here."
[ In the meanwhile, behind them, we see a big green-glowing smelling alien
trickling a transparent-green goo. The alien being passes without paying
attention to the two agents. ]

AN ISOLATED PLACE FAR FROM EVERYTHING

Mulder: ( in his car, listening to the radio ) "Spaceman... I always wanted
you to become a Spacem...."
( he turns off the radio as a car arrives and  parks in from of Mulder's )
X : ( who's got out from the other car, entering in Mulder's one ) "As
      you surely guessed, this case involves the government direcly."
Mulder: "This is another one of their tricks ! When will the truth come
         out ?"
X : "People are not ready yet to learn this truth."
Mulder: "Do you really believe they will bear all this, the lies, the
         false, any longer ?"
X : "Listen carefully, Mulder. You are MY weapon. You must not try to
     deviate my plans."
Mulder: "The truth must be known !"
X : "Truth can kill, I won't hesitate to kill too if someone gets across
     my plans. Good night, Mulder". ( he leaves )

FBI CENTRAL BUILDING
WHASINGTON DC
15H00 OF THE AFTERNOON

( they are walking in the corridor )
Mulder: "I've solved everything. In fact, it's very clear."
Scully: "As black ink. Could you explain it to me ?"
( the enter in the X-Philo bureau )
Mulder: ( he opens a drawer, takes some sort of little sheets, and a pack
        of a kind of aromatic herbs... he mixes all that quickly, then
        says, triomphant: )
        "The truth is in here !" ( pointing the joint he just rolled )

ONE HOUR LATER
Mulder: ( who's completely stoned by the joint ) "In fact the ego of the
        guy has subliminated itself by the transfer of the other on the
        superego which provocated a psychosomatic degeneration who can
        only be explained by psychotropic effects who..."
[ Scully gets out of the room and closes the door behind her. The camera
follows her face. We hear, behind her, Mulder screaming "Help ! I'm being
abducted by aliens !!!" ]

Scully: "X File number XF345E,7.
        Due to lack of informations and the incapacity we have of
        understanding anything of this case, we are unable to solve
        this mistery. Case not closed."

[ The cameras sweeps the table, where we can see photos of the corpse.
In the middle of them, there is a photo of the book the man was holding
while he ran. We can read the title which is written in big black letters:
"PHILOSOPHY" ]

[FADE OUT]

EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: THE NEWSDEALER

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Remember... The truth is in here! -> -=#' :-)

-The NewsDealer
e-mail: newsdee@hotmail.com