Microsoft:
Hey Guy wanna buy this shi... er... great stuff ? You need it !

I'm a Windows guy,
In a Windows world,
When it works it's magic,
It's fantastic.

It is Plug and Play,
Stable and reliable...
Fast and bug free,
cheap and neaty.

Come on Bill don't stop the mill...

WIN guy:
When I bought my PC
 I needed not any keys
 'cause I had a window
 and a mouse.

Microsoft:
Buy much more of my softs
There is never enough
There's a very large choice
I want your money.

WIN guy:
Before this,
I wondeeer ?
What was computing like then ?

Microsoft:
There is no then but now
Stop thinking and know
That this stuff wil be here
Forever...

Oooh ah ooh !

I'm a Windows guy,
In a Windows world,
I cannot live
'thout Ninety Five-y.

Microsoft is great
In software up to date.
That's why I know
Office's not slow.

I'm a Windows guy,
In a Windows world,
Wonder what's 'programming' ?
Sure sounds like magic...

There are some updates,
Can't wait Ninety Eight !
Adding pictures,
Fixing features !

Come on Bill don't stop the mill...
More money ! More money !

-Newsdee (1996)